No, I am not referring to the bestselling book of some years past. Although at some point, maybe I should try getting a copy of that one and maybe see what it has to say about dating in general. I digress. Anyway, going back to my rant – I am kissing dating goodbye.

After the roller coaster ride of flirting and seeking dating advice from my friends, I haven’t even found one decent guy in six months. Some are complete self-absorbed boys who could not talk anything but themselves or their favorite sport. Others are just plain slime balls who want to get in your pants the moment they see you. There are those who could not even stop their incessant need for girl flirting. I mean, come on.  

Why don’t guys just pick up dating books for men, so that at least when we pretty ladies go out with them they don’t have to be this crude jerk all the time. Maybe if they do that they’ll be women. The few who do are married. Yes, the best men are either taken or gay. I seriously have the worst luck in men.

So that’s about it. I give up.  I am kissing dating goodbye. Well at least for now. Think of it as a sabbatical. I’m on a dating sabbatical and I’m going to enjoy life as a single, independent, and successful woman for now. And I’ll love it. Even if it kills me. Darn.